Thursday, December 21, 2017

The Holiday Bridge

Sometimes, I run away to the circus. (No real animals were injured in the cropping off of this pony’s lower torso, though it was indeed a sacrifice to the bigger picture.) Sometimes, I run away to the circus for years at a time. I run away because I lose the magic dust that makes me a writer, and the circus is the only place I know where to find it.


It’s time to write. I need to write, mostly about bullshit, and I need you to read. Sorta like the tree falling in the woods, and waiting to become paper to make a noise. Thank you for being the  ink on the paper all these years.

Mostly, remember, the holiday season, is but a bridge to the new year, and I’m always glad to see a new year. On that, I wish you all a smooth and beautiful slide to 2018. I will see you on the the other side.

So there you have it.

Monday, February 1, 2016

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back






Someday, while moving forward
You will look back, reluctantly
At the things you did
Or didn't do
To put it all behind you
As quickly as you could
Congratulating yourself for
The ability to move on
Unfortunately, having never noticed
the toilet paper still stuck and
Dragging from the bottom of
Your 500 dollar shoes

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Bad Santa


Tis the season to be jolly
Bloated out and overflowing
Fat in debt by gosh by golly
It's not your spirit that be glowing
But the sweat regret of your folly
Gone the denial pseudo playa knowing
Wasn't no love from Molly, Holly, or Polly