Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Bad Santa


Tis the season to be jolly
Bloated out and overflowing
Fat in debt by gosh by golly
It's not your spirit that be glowing
But the sweat regret of your folly
Gone the denial pseudo playa knowing
Wasn't no love from Molly, Holly, or Polly

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Hungry Princess and Her Frog

Before you fry his little legs
And douse them with some butter
Be a mensch and kiss that frog
To make sure he's not your lover